Thursday, March 22, 2007

 

Lifeguard Bart


Mum and Dad swim every week at this pool. They won't let me swim with them because Mum has this thing about me getting my fur all wet. Not that that ever seems to worry her when she reckons it's time I had a bath. Instead of letting me splash around in the pool they have given me a very important job. I sit here in this Bart-sized folding seat where I can see everything going on in the pool. Actually, I would prefer not to see some of the things that go on in there. At the first sign of anybody getting into difficulty I yell for help as loud as a small bear can. So far nobody has drowned while I have been on duty.

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