Wednesday, April 29, 2015

 

Bear Arms

Cruise ships often have to pass through areas where nasty pirates operate. Mostly they depend on speed and high-pressure hoses for defense. Scruffy, Milkshake and I were very pleased to find that "Radiance of the Seas" has real cannon aboard. They are only small cannon, but they are just the right size for our small good pirate band to operate. Imagine the surprise and panic on a nasty pirate vessel when Scruff or I came zooming through the air and generating havoc when we landed among them. With Milky directing the aiming we would always land on target. As you can see, the bore of the cannons is just the right size for small bears to ride cannon balls from them. Baron Munchausen claims to have done it and anything that old braggart can do, small bears can do better. No wonder Radiance was such a happy ship during our cruise; she was very well protected.

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